he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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