; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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