Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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