I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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