can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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