if you like me you must not know who I am
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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