So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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