Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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