I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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