I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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