She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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