return my video game
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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