yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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