HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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