OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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