would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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