We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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