we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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