I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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