so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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