I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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