please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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