Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
