Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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