I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We're too hungover to prance.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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