Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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