So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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