Are we in a gay sports bar?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
