I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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