chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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