yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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