Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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