Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Randomize
