Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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