i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
stop calling my apartment porn island.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I touched a dick in church today
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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