I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
honey bunches of taint.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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