if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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