you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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