Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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