We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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