its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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