he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
