oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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