We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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