Don't you send me to vm
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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