Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he thought i was a dude.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i came on her dog
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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