Did you just see the Batmobile???
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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