her vagine was all disorganized.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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