doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
