Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
