Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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